HAUNTED OPINIONS

this is where my opinons liveā€”or die. here i'll post informal essays, reviews, analyses, or anything else that strikes my fancy as a Thing i want to Say.

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DUDEFRUIT PRIMER

an introduction to the concept of "dudefruit", invented by me (danny) and my partner (darwin)

ART IS A CONVERSATION

an informal essay on my most central belief about art

I'M TOO BUTCH FOR BARBIE (2023)

an informal rant/essay about why i can never go to barbieland

SHRIMP COLORS: A TREATISE

a succint summary of my personal feelings on relationships. also shrimp.

QUIPS ARE GOOD SOMETIMES

an informal essay about the use of comedy in art